Aaron Rodgers has a new miracle drink that won’t save you or the Jets season

Aaron Rodgers experiment It didn’t go well for New York Jets so far. After missing all of last season, Rodgers won just two games under center despite claiming unconventional self-care methods in the offseason were working for him.

Looks like he’s found another so-called solution to his problems. ESPN’s Rich Cimini on Tuesday for Jets punter Thomas Morstead on Rodgers The wonders of red pepper and waterSomething Rogders calls the “fountain of youth.”

“T-Mo gave me a little fountain of youth,” he told ESPN of Morstead. “He said he’s been using it for a while; it’s all legal, of course. … (Maybe) that’s why I feel a little better.”

Jets fans certainly aren’t feeling any better. Unless Chili can improve his completion percentage and win football games, Rodgers somehow looks like just another hippie hitchhiking to Canton, Ohio.

Of course, the internet and sports media immediately jumped on Rodgers for his snake oil-like pitches on how to fix his body and game.

Now, it should be noted that cayenne pepper and water actually work. has health benefits These include improving digestion, heart health, and relieving pain and congestion, according to the Cleveland Clinic.

But if this magic mix doesn’t fix the Jets’ upset against the tough Houston Texans on ‘Thursday Night Football’, it will be nothing but another upset of the season.

Rodgers has something 12-6 record in midweek prime-time games, this was his second appearance with the Jets after defeating New England 24-3 in September.

With newly added Davante Adams at wide receiver, there will be high expectations for Rodgers to look rejuvenated by his magic potions and lead New York to a third victory against a potential playoff team.